Brian Smith from Downtown Cartel and I are drinking a few beers at Sara Dornsife’s posh pad right now. An amusing way to pass time? Coming up with pickup lines the way Yoda would say them. Does this make me a geek officially? Oh well. Here they are though:

1.) Tired your legs must be. Running in my mind you have been.

2.) Nice shirt you have. Look better on the floor it will.

3.) Hurt do you? Fall from heaven you did?

4.) A ninja you must be. Kicking your legs are.

5.) Windex in your pants you must have. In your pants I can see myself.

Can you think of any cool Yoda pickup lines? Please share for others so they can enjoy wasting their time at work.