Brian Smith from Downtown Cartel and I are drinking a few beers at Sara Dornsife’s posh pad right now. An amusing way to pass time? Coming up with pickup lines the way Yoda would say them. Does this make me a geek officially? Oh well. Here they are though:
1.) Tired your legs must be. Running in my mind you have been.
2.) Nice shirt you have. Look better on the floor it will.
3.) Hurt do you? Fall from heaven you did?
4.) A ninja you must be. Kicking your legs are.
5.) Windex in your pants you must have. In your pants I can see myself.
Can you think of any cool Yoda pickup lines? Please share for others so they can enjoy wasting their time at work.
15 responses so far ↓
1 BrianTheCoder // Aug 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm
You’re crazy
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2 Kristine // Aug 4, 2008 at 10:41 pm
HAHA thank you for that
3 Alexandre // Aug 4, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Oh, so you have heard the news, haven’t you?
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4 PJ Brunet // Aug 4, 2008 at 11:31 pm
ahh, train you I must, kicking legs are a plus.
5 Michelle // Aug 4, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Alexandre, you are officially a geek. But thanks for visiting my blog.
6 Alexandre // Aug 4, 2008 at 11:50 pm
@Michelle, I got that a lot, recently. So it must be true. Thing is, I’m a language geek.
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7 Matt McGinnis // Aug 5, 2008 at 12:41 am
Remind me of my Harley do you. Ride you like the hog you are will I.
8 Todd // Aug 5, 2008 at 8:39 am
“Do or do not. There is no try.”
Or…
“Cute enough am I? Or more to drink does you need?”
9 Juicy // Aug 6, 2008 at 12:25 am
Parents understand you not, do they? Beer I will buy.
10 Christen Dybenko // Aug 6, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Awesome. I laughed out loud.
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11 Jon Bolden // Aug 9, 2008 at 10:11 am
The “hot” is strong with you.
12 Matt // Aug 12, 2008 at 11:21 am
“A light saber you have, or happy to see me you are?”
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13 Jane // Aug 16, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Nice shoes you have. Come back to my place you will.
14 pick up lines // Nov 17, 2009 at 7:32 am
OMG, these lines are hilarious!
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Here are a few more (non-Yoda lines)
Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Giant polar bear (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….
You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…
You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.
15 Lee Lewis // Nov 21, 2009 at 12:37 pm
“Cold you must be. Naked in my dreams you are.”
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