Aug 04

Yoda Pick Up Lines

Brian Smith from Downtown Cartel and I are drinking a few beers at Sara Dornsife’s posh pad right now. An amusing way to pass time? Coming up with pickup lines the way Yoda would say them. Does this make me a geek officially? Oh well. Here they are though:

1.) Tired your legs must be. Running in my mind you have been.

2.) Nice shirt you have. Look better on the floor it will.

3.) Hurt do you? Fall from heaven you did?

4.) A ninja you must be. Kicking your legs are.

5.) Windex in your pants you must have. In your pants I can see myself.

Can you think of any cool Yoda pickup lines? Please share for others so they can enjoy wasting their time at work.

  • BrianTheCoder

    You’re crazy

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  • Kristine

    HAHA thank you for that

  • Alexandre

    Oh, so you have heard the news, haven’t you?

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  • PJ Brunet

    ahh, train you I must, kicking legs are a plus.

  • Michelle

    Alexandre, you are officially a geek. But thanks for visiting my blog.

  • Alexandre

    @Michelle, I got that a lot, recently. So it must be true. Thing is, I’m a language geek.

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  • Matt McGinnis

    Remind me of my Harley do you. Ride you like the hog you are will I.

  • Todd

    “Do or do not. There is no try.” 😉


    “Cute enough am I? Or more to drink does you need?”

  • Juicy

    Parents understand you not, do they? Beer I will buy.

  • Christen Dybenko

    Awesome. I laughed out loud.

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  • Jon Bolden

    The “hot” is strong with you.

  • Matt

    “A light saber you have, or happy to see me you are?”

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  • Jane

    Nice shoes you have. Come back to my place you will.

  • pick up lines

    OMG, these lines are hilarious!

    Here are a few more (non-Yoda lines)

    Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
    What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
    Giant polar bear (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….
    You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…
    You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.


  • Lee Lewis

    “Cold you must be. Naked in my dreams you are.”